Gaijin • Tokyo • Undergound

Not only does it have an tight seal, its beautiful to look at! Yes this plastic box should be on display in your home for all to admire. Maybe some classy museum lighting to show off its beautiful edges, yes?

Seriously, do they choose these names just so that people can questions their meanings? Everyone has had a field day with teh Crunky brand before, now add on the word balls and nude to the mix, equals more raised eyebrows and questioning chuckles from Lotte, the produces of this lovely chocolate. Do you like crunky nude balls in your mouth, i sure do!

One of my favorite Karaoke boxes is located in Shibuya called BIG ONE III. You can get all you can drink Beer 飲み放題ビール for only 1000yen an hour.

One the way to the toilet is this sign, so in case of an emergency don't stay calm... just cool it! OK!

Recently i stopped at the Mister donut 40th anniversary event in Yurakucho area. While there i saw the past point card giveaway displays. One is for the character campaign with penguins. The main character is named PINGU, but the smaller female on is names PINGA. For those who know Spanish would know that pinga is COCK para español. LULZTASTIC!


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Walking down Kanpachi dori, which is one of the major streets that cuts Noth and South through West Tokyo i found this gas station. Gas stations are actually kind of rare here compared with America, which were on every corner. I was amused not only with the "Smile Life With" but the "JOMO". If said in a Spanish sounding way, J is like H; for example Jose is an "H" sound so the slogan would say "Smile Life With HOMO".

OK thats all. =P

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the LAMEST of them all?

In the 100 yen shop i found this beautiful mirror, perfectly titled "LAME MIRROR". Again, japanese language fail. You can get a small size which is kind of lame, or the large size one which is really lame.... and my lame mirror jokes, lame!

I work in the area of Tokyo called Kichijoji. I often have extended break times so i head out and wander about to fill up my time. I usually stop this particular game center often because they have good prizes that are relativly easy to GET. This UFO catcher in particular i have played at least a dozen times, but i have never paid attention to the sign of this one. Yesterday night, after eating some kaiten sushi with my BF, i hinted i wanted to play some games but before heading in he wanted to smoke a cigarette at the smoke area just in fron of the game center. As we chatted is when the sign hit me of what it said "UFO COLON". This is a total LULZ moment for me! I love Japan and its inappropriate usage of the english language.

After eating at Burger King in Asagaya i wanted to wash my hands after getting them messy from eating a whopper. Inside i noticed this lovely little air freshener branded as SANITY... lulz

In Harajuku is a large 100 yen shop know as DAISO. If you ever go to Harajuku im sure you will have popped into here since its on the main shopping street. I wanted to get out of the heat for a few minutes, so i headed in to buy a cold drink and wander about cooling down. In the school items section i found many cute items including this notebook. Reading the verbage on it, at first it made sense, but then hit, it was fucked up engRish. "When i separate a hand, where does you fly to?" how poetic!

Looking for something good for dinner i was going around Kichijoji and i come up on this sign for Shabu Shabu. A "Key point" for eating shabu shabu is to skim the scum... really, you had to use that word and associate it with food? Im sure you could have said skim the froth, but SCUM? I dont feel like eating it now.

I went to explore Asagaya station 2 weeks ago. Even though it is one station away fro me, i never felt like stopping by there. In wandering some of the back streets near the station i found a lot of bars and small live houses. Of course there was bound to be odd sinage. Two of my faves were "Tom CoRllins" & "Beer, food, spirits & CAT...?"

On my way to the Super market down the street from my is a relativly new bar called Take Five. Recently they started to display a menu outside to entice you to, take five... a few time passing by i never payed any mind to it until i noticed the engRish. I thought PRISE was preeseh, then relized DUH im in japan, it engRish, for a PRICE list... then notice the strange alcohol name BARBON. Was it sweedish? Ah ok BURBON... sometimes i forget when reading romaji to read it in katakana sounds.